Archive - We're Gonna Get Those Bastards

In Defense of the Rich

Quick story to kick it off.

Jun 28 •

Psychological Health and Happiness

I am pleased to announce that my new book, RULE 62: Meditations on Success and Spirituality has been released, the culmination of two years of work.

Jun 24 •

Don't Take Anything Personally

So everyone has an “I Love Me” wall in their office, with all the diplomas and certificates and shadowboxes.

Jun 20 •

White dudes holding a fish in their profile picture on Facebook is a thing.

Jun 17 •

Going Out on Top

How many Wall Street folks do you know that went out on top?

Jun 14 •

We All Need to be Loved

Go onto ChatGPT or Perplexity or whatever and ask the robot about the physiological effects of loneliness.

Jun 11 •

The Longevity Cult

There are some people who are spending a bit too much time on the internet who want to live a very long time.

Jun 7 •

My brother tells me that if I get in shape and lose weight, my business will grow and I will make more money.

Jun 1 •

May 2025

Not long after I moved to Myrtle Beach, I went to a hair salon for men and got an appointment with a hairstylist named Kristin.

May 28 •

The Curse of Understanding Finance

As I write, the bond market is throwing an unrequited hissy fit about the execrable budget negotiations surrouding the big, unlovely bill.

May 22 •

I asked one of my close friends if he read one of my Substack essays recently.

May 17 •

I am in Mississippi, which is a complete sentence.

May 13 •

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