This is random!!! But I believe up your street Jared (as a cat lover).
An Alsatian, a Doberman & a cat, all found themselves dead, in front of God. God ask the Alsatian: "What do you believe?", the Alsatian replies "dedication, discipline and protection of my master". "You may sit on my right" replies God. He then turns to the Doberman and ask: "What do you believe?", the Doberman replies "adoration, loyalty & protection of my master". "You may sit on my left" replies God. Finally turning his attention to the cat, God asks again: "What do you believe?", to which the cat replied "I believe you are sitting in my chair"
This is random!!! But I believe up your street Jared (as a cat lover).
An Alsatian, a Doberman & a cat, all found themselves dead, in front of God. God ask the Alsatian: "What do you believe?", the Alsatian replies "dedication, discipline and protection of my master". "You may sit on my right" replies God. He then turns to the Doberman and ask: "What do you believe?", the Doberman replies "adoration, loyalty & protection of my master". "You may sit on my left" replies God. Finally turning his attention to the cat, God asks again: "What do you believe?", to which the cat replied "I believe you are sitting in my chair"
This was great. Hilarious, too
Sharing is caring - thanks for the laughter and the insight into the inner demons that truly make us who we are
Jared, you are really expanding your range here in this Substack. I have asked my own tweens to read and think about your message.
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