We're Gonna Get Those Bastards

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My Uber passenger rating is 4.63, which is pretty low. We will get to that in a moment. Back in 1998, I moved to Walnut Creek, CA. I was an avid runner back then, and I had gone for a long run on a back road. It was the summer, and it was hot, so I took my shirt off. A car goes…
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I saw some research recently that said that about 25% of millennials had precisely zero close friends. I stopped scrolling and stared at that for a…
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My grandfather on my mother’s side—who I loved dearly—was one of the funniest, toughest, most optimistic people I have ever known. One day, at age 83…
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A lot of people think you have to vote. Pretend you have two choices: chocolate and vanilla. You may not like either of them, but you must choose one…
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There are a lot of financial influencers who fancy themselves the next John Updike. I think there are have been more essays on writing by finance dicks…
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You ever wonder why addicts or alcoholics just don’t quit? I mean, you must feel like shit all the time. They do feel like shit all the time. And the…
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I am 48, which qualifies as middle age. I am not technically old. Funny thing about getting old—no matter how old you are, there is always some Boomer…
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That is an interesting question. If I were to run a Twitter poll on this, 90% of people would say no—you shouldn’t care what people think. Everyone…
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